In an effort to de-clutter my laptop, as part of my yearly spring cleaning, I came across some old journal entries dating back over a decade. It's always fun to look back and see where your head was when you were younger. I haven't looked at these in years, and I am so glad I did. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

My favorite entries are those when I was pregnant with my first child. I normally have vivid dreams, but during this time my dreams were crazy. Apparently, dreaming wildly when pregnant isn't unusual, according to this post on webmd. I'm not alone in this, I'm sure.

So, the story I will share with you is from a journal entry titled The German Military School Dream, dated October 2001. It is unedited, except for the names I've replaced so save identity.